Today marks Gremlins 30th Anniversary!
"Look Mister, there are some rules that you’ve got to follow. First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill him. Second, don’t give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.”
Today at work one of my coworkers was finished for the day and decided to take a 15 minute shit before they signed off. Work payed him overtime to take a shit.